Soap

I sub in the library sometimes, where the kids pour in like a tsunami after school more (much, much more) for the computers than for the books. Sometimes it can become ridiculous, as the one male librarian once explained to me: "Kids aren't allowed to play computer games, unless it's the spelling or typing sites …

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Hello Again from Your Vice-President of Internal Affairs

(For the inaugural letter, click here.) Dear staff, I'm disappointed that, in the past month, none of you have taken me up on the offer to chat about how to improve company morale. My parents said that you are all busy with some deadlines within the industry. That's no reason to avoid me! In fact, …

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10 Reasons I Would’ve Been the Medieval Medicine Man You’d’ve Gone to for All That Ails You

I've always said I was born in the wrong time period, and while I enjoy modern plumbing and heating, my skills set just do not translate into the modern career mold. Would that I could travel back in time and fulfill my vocation in a medieval medical career! Reasons include (but are not limited to): …

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Letters from Your Company Vice-President

Re: Company-wide memo from your New Vice-President of Internal Affairs Dear staff, Many of you have heard by now that I have been promoted to Vice-President of Internal Affairs. My parents have created this new department to address the miscellaneous matters that don't clearly fit within any one department. Think of me as your new …

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